Eternity is a hell of a long time...Victoria, or Vic for short, is over three hundred years old. She spends her time reading, hunting humans, eating at trendy restaurants, seducing men, drinking, hanging out with her pal Lola, and drinking blood.One night while hunting, she is approached by a strange, but oddly familiar, man who calls himself a "friend." The next day he stops by her apartment to kill her.Though he doesn't succeed, he reveals a secret. He has found a way to remain immortal without the need to drink blood, but the consequences are horrific.Vic is quickly drawn into a plan to stop him and takes off across the world to learn what she is to do, how she is to do it and, most importantly, the true nature of her special gift.Upon returning home, she must rely upon her wits, her friends and her unique gift to restore the balance between life and death.

Eternity is a hell of a long time...Victoria, or Vic for short, is over three hundred years old. She spends her time reading, hunting humans, eating at trendy restaurants, seducing men, drinking, hanging out with her pal Lola, and drinking blood.One night while hunting, she is approached by a strange, but oddly familiar, man who calls himself a "friend." The next day he stops by her apartment to kill her.Though he doesn't succeed, he reveals a secret. He has found a way to remain immortal without the need to drink blood, but the consequences are horrific.Vic is quickly drawn into a plan to stop him and takes off across the world to learn what she is to do, how she is to do it and, most importantly, the true nature of her special gift.Upon returning home, she must rely upon her wits, her friends and her unique gift to restore the balance between life and death.

John wakes up in a dark corridor with no apparent way out. Donna drops her bagel on the train platform and romance ensues. Emily is making up all the rules to her own game, and the Farmer is about to have a very bad day.Writing on the Walls is a collection of thirteen pieces of funny, cute, strange, romantic and suspenseful very short fiction. It’s a little of this and a little of that.Contains these stories:Their Love Could Follow MoonstonesThe Lost, MultiplyThe CatBrokenAfter Dinner DiningCould a Robot Be Using Your Computer?I Thought That Was YouCutObservation RoomOne TravelerThe Game MakerThe End of WinterThe Horse and the Rooster